HEYY GUYSS DOO U AGREE

1. BOOBS ARE SWEETER THAN HONEY, GREATER THAN MONEY, SMOOTHER THAN SILK, WHITER THAN MILK, AND IF U HOLD , PRESS N SUCK THEN, IT GIVES POWER TO TOWER.
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2.TRY THIS AT HOME
TRY THIS AWESOME TONGUE TWISTER.
SAY "ALPHA Q" 10 TIMES FAST ND LOUDLY.SHOW EVERYONE HOW GOOD U ARE AT IT.
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3. Teacher: what should be in a book to make it best seller?
student: a girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
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4.Teacher: What is a blue film?
student:It is a family movie, which the whole family watches,
but alone at different times
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5. Rs.2450 - baby food
2000 doctor fee
2950 medicine
1800 toys
500 diapers
900 baby powder
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TOTAL 10690
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Rs. 5/- condom
choice is urs. [/color]
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6. In a womens hostel girls are playing with bicycles and making noise
hostel warden shouts "papalu silentga mazza cheskondi lekapothe cycleku
seat attach chestha"
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7. A girl used 2 luv a boy sincerly & never looked at any other boy........
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for more JOKES sms to 9885098850 Rs 3/sms .conditions apply
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8. " U mau love a girl very deeply but u cannot express it more deeper than 6 or
7 inches
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9. Nityananda Quotes
Hari om In day
cond Om in nite
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Agarbati in day
Laalbatti in nite
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pooja and haarati in day
poojaa & aarthi in nite
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swaha in day
aaha in nite
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10. An anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris supplied by zygomatic branch of 7th cranial Nerve with its nucleus in pons in a state of contraction followed by continuos oral microflora of either subject as a result of alpha waves originating in hypothalamus is
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the MEDICAL definition of KISS
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